let’s kill the world

I’ve received a demand in the form of a firm “please” by Denise to update for a freaking change. Fortunately for her…I agree.  Work, sleep, and laziness have kept me from posting.  Well, about 74.8% laziness. Whatever.

I spend the weekend with my boyfriend in Fayetteville, NC.  It was fabulous.  We supported the local strippers, the local eateries, the local liquor stores, and Best Buy.  I have a great article of wonderful news but until I see Dan next, I won’t say anything.  That leaves a lot up to your imagination.  In fact, I’m sure anyone who reads this cares a whole great deal about anything going on in my personal life. I’ll try to make my posts more entertaining and less sentimental from now on. 

Highlight of the day: Spilling a whole container of cottage cheese on the carpetted dining room floor in front of customers and having absolutely no idea how I managed to get it under the table.  

Okay, I’m gonna be honest here.  I haven’t written because I don’t feel as if anything I have to say: A) is good/important/entertaining/worthwhile to read and B) can be written in any way suggestive of good writing.  I tend to write a lot about home and my crazy mother but as I’m rarely home (and when I am I sleep) I have less blogging fodder.  Nor do I feel it acceptable to write about work other than the common ups and downs (which results in a boring post); writing about coworkers isn’t the best idea… I don’t know who reads this (but based on my blog stats… I can venture a guess: Not A Lot).   I guess I’ve hit a block. 

I would like a delicious root beer float.