I am going crazy and here’s why: March 28, 2008
Posted by onmytangent in College/School, Writing.trackback
This morning at 930 I am eating a turkey and cheese on rye sandwich, drinking a cup of coffee, externally influencing myself by means of nicotine and such, and writing a paper that was due two days ago.
When I am finished I will go to both of my jobs. Once work is complete I will then proceed to the alphabet store and purchase a large bottle of liquor which I will consume throughout the weekend with my roommates. In between states of intoxication I will begin Paper #1000 that is due Tuesday and will most likely finish writing said paper next Friday.
After finishing this paper, I will begin another. And another. And this will continue for the next ridiculous year. My work is never complete.
And, sadly, it will never be completed as there is always more just waiting for us. My daughter puts it this way: and wash your hair, wash your hair, wash your hair….