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There’s a test on this.

+My middle name is Suzanne. I am convinced I was named after the author of the same name (Jacqueline Susann) although my mom insists it’s sheer coincidence. I want to write, too. You tell me that’s not divine intervention. Or something.

+I like bananas but not banana-flavored things.

+I avoid needles like the plague.

+I can’t sing. Nor can I dance. Or cook. Or bake. Or participate in athletics.

+I talk with my hands. When I tell stories involving anger or excitement, one is advised to stay as far away from me as possible.

+I peed by a tree, once. I was coerced into believing that it was O.K.

+Peppermint Bark is pretty much the best candy ever created.

+I collect books.

+I’ve visited China, Tibet, and Guatemala.

+I have a low-tolerance for deliberate ignorance, slow drivers, and Ryan Seacrest.

+I like alcohol, cigarettes, candy, and coffee (among other things)

+I have a MySpace which my sister created for me and now I check it everyday. (Denise has yet to put an “Add” box on the page).

+The End.

You can reach me here: EMAIL: jaxie_15@yahoo.com
AIM: onmytangent

Comments»

1. denise - May 11, 2007

you don’t have a chair-shaped bruise anymore.
i was near your eyes today.
i know these things.

i’m hungry.

2. GRR the LION - June 24, 2009

Cool personality.

I too cant dance, bake, cook, sing.